In another life I was a failed magician.

Her music used to scare me

Free beer in 98-degree weather. nice.

My lips haven't been chapped since.

May or may not have bought a few JPGs

I met Doja before it was cool.

I thought there would be free donuts. There wasn't.

I don't do fashion. I do art.

I heard pickleball started here.

Water in a box. Who would have thought.

I didn't have to buy water for weeks.

The loudest shoes I've ever seen.

BEYONCÉ!?!?

*Makes a chasing the bag joke*

Ruined my appetite from too much ice cream.

It was so hot in there. and my ears hurt. I'm old.

Yes, I have friends. Tons.

Always fun being the worst dressed in the room.

Shooting on skates is so so hard.

I can't afford any of these

She also has a font.

The most fun every year.

This was my first big event.

I've been using Uber Eats every day since.

I dropped one of the bottles and got really embarresed.

Tried to get paid in furniture.